figured i’d do my good deed of the day and promote the dump the chump, i mean pump campaign. check it out, essentially this thursday, ride a bus or train instead…daily dwayne says it’s OK if you want to ride a motorcycle or pedal bike too. here at daily dwayne we like to bend the rules. so remember, this thursday, dump the pump…ride a bus or train…or motorcycle, or pedal bike…or horse. if any hippie environmentalist gives you shit for riding to work on your motorcycle or lawn tractor, just tell them that daily dwayne said it’s OK because you’re getting better gas mileage than you would be if you drove your SUV that you got a WAY too good to be true deal on a few years ago and then pull his patchwork shorts down and give him a spanking for smelling like patcholi, not having a job and needing a shower.

here at daily dwayne we don’t enjoy self righteous hippies.

..wow that kind of turned into a rant.