figured i’d do my good deed of the day and promote the dump the chump, i mean pump campaign. check it out, essentially this thursday, ride a bus or train instead…daily dwayne says it’s OK if you want to ride a motorcycle or pedal bike too. here at daily dwayne we like to bend the rules. so remember, this thursday, dump the pump…ride a bus or train…or motorcycle, or pedal bike…or horse. if any hippie environmentalist gives you shit for riding to work on your motorcycle or lawn tractor, just tell them that daily dwayne said it’s OK because you’re getting better gas mileage than you would be if you drove your SUV that you got a WAY too good to be true deal on a few years ago and then pull his patchwork shorts down and give him a spanking for smelling like patcholi, not having a job and needing a shower.
here at daily dwayne we don’t enjoy self righteous hippies.
..wow that kind of turned into a rant.
Could have picked a better day, Thursdays are $.06 off Premium at the Exxon.
Maybe next year then.
who wants to bet daily dwayne will be driving his SUV to work on Thursday? any takers?
considering lisa has class thursday night and she takes the volvo, my R32 has a flat tire…unless i “dump the pump” and pedal or bus or ride the motorcycle..you might be right.
I see your “dwayne will be driving his SUV to work on Thursday” and raise you a “dwayne will actually embrace the pump and put at least $50 of gas into his SUV”.
you see jones, you would fail…the Jeep is saying 27 miles until empty, which really means 7. I will undoubtedly be putting $80 of gas in it today or else i will not be making it home.
dump the pump???…did you forget that your best friend works for the big gas retailer in PA…dump the pump = vacation at Lake Erie vs Cruise to Cabo
so, how did this work out?
in respect to my friend Ryan I decided that I would buy gas from one of his competitors in VA, and ride to and from work without leaving first gear in the Jeep. I then went to another of his competitors to fill up again after i drained my tank at 4mpg. I then drove the 20 miles to Ryan’s establishment (ahem, rhymes with Teats, but with a Z) convinced the 16 year old cashier that I was good for the money and to just let me pump before paying and then put the nozzle in the trashcan and wasted about $4500 in fuel.
Have fun at Lake Erie buddy.
Honestly, I had to run some errands at lunch, so I drove…the R32…and decided to see what kind of MPG I could get while driving like an asshole. I think I managed to get about 12 on dump the pump day.
You win Ryan…Actually the Exxon on Loudoun County Parkway wins.
yeah, what’s with these freakin hippies anyways?
:P