a note to my friends that weight 165lbs or more

Posted on 8/8/2005 by dwayne

i could NOT drag you up two flights of stairs if i had to…perhaps with some adrenaline, i might be able to. however, relying solely on unassisted strength, i would have to drag you up one flight of stairs, vomit, then open you up and carry you bit by bit up the second flight.

damn i need to work out.

3 thoughts on “a note to my friends that weight 165lbs or more”

Frank Showalter on 8/8/2005 at 4:20 pm said:

You may not be able to drag them, but could you carry them up by their asses? I think yes.
dwayne on 8/8/2005 at 7:25 pm said:

i think you weigh less than 165…this does not involve you, move along now, nothing to see here
tucker on 8/8/2005 at 7:41 pm said:

this story has to be fantastic.